THE DRIVING TEST
                             - Submitted by Avi Golden
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The following are a few samples of REAL answers received on exams
given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school
(Most probably from people who failed the first four times)


Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way
   stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker
   saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for
   drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no
   longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic
   light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.