WHAT WOMEN REALLY MEAN (an updated version) - Submitted by Harsh Javeri ------------------------------------ CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS? there is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again I JUST NEED SOME SPACE without you in it DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? we haven't had a fight in a while NO, PIZZA'S FINE you cheap slob! I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW I just don't want YOU as a boyfriend now I DON'T KNOW; WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? I can't believe you have nothing planned COME HERE my puppy does this too I LIKE YOU, BUT I don't like you OF COURSE I LOVE YOU just not in THAT way YOU NEVER LISTEN you never listen WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY I'm not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF I'm just being nice; there is no way I'm going dutch OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE well, near there; I just want to get this over with I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS We're gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends