WHAT WOMEN REALLY MEAN
                    (an updated version)
                       - Submitted by Harsh Javeri
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 CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?
 there is no way in hell I'm going to let any
 part of your body touch any part of mine, again

 I JUST NEED SOME SPACE
 without you in it

 DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
 we haven't had a fight in a while

 NO, PIZZA'S FINE
 you cheap slob!

 I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW
 I just don't want YOU as a boyfriend now

 I DON'T KNOW; WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
 I can't believe you have nothing planned

 COME HERE
 my puppy does this too

 I LIKE YOU, BUT
 I don't like you

 OF COURSE I LOVE YOU
 just not in THAT way

 YOU NEVER LISTEN
 you never listen

 WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY
 I'm not going to sleep with you until I find out
 if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend

 I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE
 I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will

 OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF
 I'm just being nice; there is no way I'm going dutch

 OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE
 well, near there; I just want to get this over with

 I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS
 We're gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends