WORDS FROM FAMOUS WOMEN
"When women are depressed they either eat or go
shopping. Men invade another country."
--- Elayne Boosler
"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is
stand still and look stupid."
--- Hedy Lamarr
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
--- Maryon Pearson
"I never married because there was no need.
I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband.
I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all
afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night."
--- Marie Corelli
"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
--- Gilda Radner
"Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed
as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as
quickly promoted as a male schlemiel."
--- Bella Abzug
"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.
Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then."
--- Katharine Hepburn
"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man;
if you want anything done, ask a woman."
--- Margaret Thatcher
"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths."
--- Baroness Edith Summerskill
"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose
around your neck?"
--- Linda Ellerbee
"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man
I keep his house."
--- Zsa Zsa Gabor