WORDS FROM FAMOUS WOMEN

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country." --- Elayne Boosler

"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid." --- Hedy Lamarr

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." --- Maryon Pearson

"I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night." --- Marie Corelli

"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." --- Gilda Radner

"Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel." --- Bella Abzug

"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then." --- Katharine Hepburn

"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman." --- Margaret Thatcher

"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths." --- Baroness Edith Summerskill

"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?" --- Linda Ellerbee

"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." --- Zsa Zsa Gabor