A man was wandering in the woods pondering all the questions of life, universe, and his own personal problem. The man could not find any answers so he sought help from God.
"God!? God?! Are you there God?!", he shouted.
God responded, "What is it my son?"
"I have a few questions, mind if I ask?"
"Go right ahead, my son..anything.", God said
"God, what is a million years to you?"
God said, "a million years to me is only a second".
"Hmmm", he wondered. Then he asked again, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"
God said, "a million dollars to me is only worth a penny."
The man lift his eyebrows and proceeded to ask a final question. "God can I have a penny?"
And God cheerfully said, "Sure!!.....in a second".