The following is an ACTUAL transcript of a radio conversation between
Canadian authorities and the USS MISSOURI off the coast of
Newfoundland:

MISSOURI:  Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid
 collision.

Canadians:  Recommend YOU divert your course 15 degrees to the south
 to avoid a collision.

MISSOURI:  This is the Captain of a US Navy ship.  I say again, divert
 YOUR course.

Canadians:  No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

MISSOURI:  THIS IS THE BATTLSHIP USS MISSOURI.  WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP
 OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!

Canadians:  This is a lighthouse.  Your call.