Jésus joue au golf; Il tape dans la balle.
La balle monte, atterrit dans un arbre, et redescend au sol.
Là, un petit lapin la prend, et s'en va.
Un renard attrape le lapin, et l'emmène.
Mais dans le ciel un faucon voit le renard, plonge et l'attrape.
Lorsque le rapace a reprit de l'altitude, la balle retombe et atterrit dans le trou du parcours de golf. Jésus lève alors la tête vers le ciel, et dit :
- Ecoute Papa; Tu pourrais au moins me laisser jouer au golf tout seul cinq minutes !

Golfing
Moses and Jesus decide to play a round of golf. As they approach the 1st tee, an old man asks if he might join them.
As they approach the green Moses drives the ball. It heads straight for the water hazard. Seeing this, Moses raises his hands and parts the water. The ball goes through the gap and rolls onto the green. Jesus nods appreciatively.
Jesus then drives his ball. It too goes straight for the water hazard. However, as the ball hits the water, it merely skips across the top of the water onto the green, rolling to within a few inches of the cup. Moses sighs.
The old man then steps up and makes his drive. He shanks it terribly. Striking a tree in the rough, it falls to the ground amidst a tangle of bushes. A squirrel climbs down from the tree, grabs the ball, runs to the water hazard, climbs atop a turtle. The turtle ferries the squirrel to the other side, where the the squirrel scampers across the green and drops the ball into the cup.
Jesus turns to the old man and says, "Nice shot, Dad."