Questions to Ponder about Viagra 
              - Submitted by David Flemming
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If a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?

If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before
approving Viagra coverage, what are they going to use?  A growth chart?

I dropped a Viagra in a jar of small sweet pickles last 
night and this morning had a jar full of big Kosher dills.

If I give my computer monitor Viagra, will the screen get bigger?

I would only take Viagra for intellectual purposes, 
so my head would swell.

Before Viagra, for some people, making love was classified as
"assault with a dead weapon."

Viagra Falls, the new waterfall that flows upward.

Viagra, medicine's version of "MIRACLE-GRO."   

Mix Viagra and Prozac and you have a guy who is ready to go, 
but doesn't really care where.

Are you taking Viagra or are you just happy to see me?

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Submitted by By RunningonMT
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If however you do need to take Viagra, remember to
swallow them quickly otherwise you'll get a stiff neck.


A shipment of Viagra was highjacked today.  Police have 
put out an All-Points bulletin:  Be on the lookout for 
two hardened criminals!  

They will face a stiff sentence when convicted and they'll 
surely be sent to a Penal Institution. 

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                      - Submiited by L. Cannon

Did you hear about Levi's new jeans for Baby Boomer men?.... They come
with just a "Viagra" more room.

For women not-in-the-mood, California bars now have Viagra-free zones.

Scientists developed the idea for Viagra after studying President
Clinton's DNA.


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VIAGRA CAUSES PANIC
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Submitted by Tristan Fabriani

WASHINGTON, DC (DPI) -- Viagra, the new pill for impotence approved
by the Food and Drug Administration on Friday, is already causing
problems across the country.  The FDA had said a man would need to
by sexually aroused before the drug would work, but apparently
failed to consider that most men walk around in a constant state of
sexual arousal.  Several disasters or near-disasters have already
been reported:

* In Boise, a passenger plane skidded off the runway after the
  pilot's erection inadvertently hit the button that causes the
  landing gear to retract.

* In San Bernardino County, outside of Los Angeles, a 17-car pileup
  occurred when trucker Dirk Diggler apparently lost control of his
  rig, blocking his vision and causing him to also lose control of
  his truck.

FDA Spokesperson Bonnie Thurston commented, "There's no limit to
the damage that this pill could cause.  We've got to make sure it
doesn't fall into the wrong hands, like President Clinton's, for
example, of we could have a potential nuclear mistake."

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And the New Viagra SMILEY FACE     :---)