Three guys die and go to heaven. The first goes up to St. Peter who says, "I have one question before you go into heaven: Were you faithful to your wife?"
The first guy answers, "Yes, I've never even looked at another woman." St. Peter says, "See that Rolls-Royce over there? That's your car to drive while you're in heaven."
The second guy get the same question, and answers, "Once I strayed, but I confess it and she forgave me and we worked it out." St. Peter says, "See that new Rover over there, that's your car to use in heaven."
The third guy answers the same question, "I have to admit, I've chased every girl I saw and slept with a lot of women."
St. Peter says, "Okay, but you were basically a good guy, so that old VW Bug over there is your's to use in heaven."
The three guys go their separate ways.
A few weeks later, guy#2 and guy#3 are driving along when they see guy#1's Rolls Royce parked outside a bar. They stop and go in and find guy#1 face down with his face in his hands on the bar. They come up to him say, "Bud, what could possibly be so bad you're in heaven, you drive a Rolls Royce everything should be great!"
He says, "I saw my wife today!" The other two answer, "That's great! What's the matter?"
He answers, "She was riding a skateboard!"