sex
allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) specified in the command
line. If no users are specified, they
are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to
make things more interesting are as follows:
-1 masturbate (favorite hand taken from the HAND environment variable)
-a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option
-A Club Amiga location (see also -r -K)
-b buggery
-B<animal>
bestiality with <animal> (bear recommended)
-B bondage option (assuming you have long strings in memory)
-c chocolate sauce option
-C chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)
-d<file>
get a date with the features described in <file>
-e exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)
-f foreplay option
-F nasal sex with plants
-i coitus interruptus (messy!)
-j jacuzzi option (California sites only)
-K scatology option (VERY optionnal)
-l leather option
-m masochism (see -s)
-M triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option
-n necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program kills it)
-o oral option
-O parallel access (orgy)
-p debug option (proposition only)
-P pedophilia (must specify a child process)
-q quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)
-Q quiet (neither whispers nor screams)
-r 'rouleau' option (private process only)
-s sadism (target must set -m)
-S sundae option
-T
voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;
area code prefix of 900 is assumed.
-v voyeurism (surveys the entire net)
-w whipped cream option
-W whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)
-x allows usage of Canal_Plus's_First_Saturday's_Cult-Movies.lha archive
ENVIRONMENT
LOVERS
is a list of default partners which will be used if
none are specified in the command line. If any are
specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.
HAND
is the name of your favorite self-function hand.
If none is specified in the command line, the program
assums you like using the RIGHT hand. You can define
new types (other than RIGHT or LEFT) such as : BOTH, ALIEN, etc...
FILES
/usr/lib/sex/animals animals for bestiality
/usr/lib/sex/blackbook possible dates
/usr/lib/sex/sundaes sundae recipes
/usr/lib/sex/s&m sado-masochistic equipment
/usr/lib/sex/Queen main French patches
/usr/lib/sex/kamasutra original sources
BUGS
^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.
^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.
Protected-Mode sometimes crashes (stream overflow).
If process too old, returns a broken pipe.