THE IRAQ-UNIX program:

hussein> cat kuwait > > iraq ; rm kuwait	bush> chmod -w saudi_arabia
hussein> chmod -w foreigners			bush> adventure
hussein> mv foreigners guests			bush> In -s guests hostages
hussein> chmod -r + x guests			bush> sleep 100


bush> for i in 'bomb capture judge sentence_to_death hang'
bush> do
bush>   $i saddam_hussein
bush> done

It can be run only as superpower...