Here'e a list of famous quotes and words of wisdom developed by the
engineers from the now defunct Salt Lake City Operation of
Hewlett-Packard. over a period of several days they slowly appeared on
a centrally located white-board. One day I copied them down to save for
posterity.


		A few Leeser Known famous Quotes:

"Code go clean...you con eat off it."

"Learned more from a three minute bug fix than we ever did in school."
Bruce Sprinsteen

"four score and seven (hundred) bugs ago, our fore-fathers brought forth
a new application."
from The Gettysbug Address

"If we can't fix it, it isn't broken."
Lab manager

"Never test for a bug you don't know how to fix."
QA manager

"Don't break it if you can't fix it."
Marketing manager

I think therefore I create bugs."
Descartes

"Debug is human, de-fix divine."

"Theres's a bug born every minute, and two to replace him."
P. T. Bugem

The Bugs Of Wrath
John Steinbug

"There are two ways to write bug-free coder Ony the third way works."
unknown consultant

Pinal message received from the Titanic: "fatal crash due to icebug."

"Bugs Bunny wae an optimist."

"One small bug for man, one great program for mankind."
N. Armstrong

"The bug is mightier than the fix."
Cyrano de Buggerac

"Man does not live by bug fixes alone."
The super-User

"for every bug fixed, there is a bigger bug not yet discovered."

"The bug stops here."
H. Trubug

"frankly, scarlett, I don't have a fix."
Rbett Buggler

"I regret that I have but one fix to give for my country."
Nathan Hale

"I have just begun to debug."

"...Jesus cried with a load voice: Lazarus, came forth; the bug hath
been found and thy program runneth. And he that was dead came forth..."
John 11:43-44

"Bugs bugs everywhere, and not a fix in sight."

"I never met a bug I didn't like."
Will Rogers

"A feature is a bug with seniority."

"This time l'm going to get that cwwwwazzy ewwwor."
Elmer Pud