Pensées
- Life could be so much easyer if you could just look at the source code!
- 'emacs' is an acronym for <escape><meta><alt><ctrl><shift>
- Quelle est la différence entre un Pentium 133 et un Pentium 166?
Win95 plante plus vite sur un Pentium 166.
- OOP: object oriented programming; OOPS: object oriented mistakes
- "Il est beau, mon site", qu'y disait. J'ai été voir, et c'était
tellement laid, j'ai failli dégobiller sur mon clavier!
-- un web surfer
- reboot(1M): -n Avoid the sync(1M) operation. This option can be
used if a disk or the processor is on fire.
- In the time it took you to read this, your personal computer became
obsolete.
- Keyboard not found !- Press F1 to continue...
- * Q: What is an experienced Emacs user?
* A: A person who wishes that the terminal had pedals.
- To err is human; to really bugger things up requires the root password.
- First He created computers, but they couldn't make mistakes.
So He created programmers.
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- fix: n.,v. What one does when a problem has been reported
too many times to be ignored.
- The best about being webmaster is all the groupies.
- PPlleeaassee rreesseett yyoouurr llooccaall eecchhoo.
- All SCSI disks will from now on be required to send an email notice
24 hours prior to complete hardware failure!