Justification for robbing a bank and getting caught...

IN PRISON    you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK      you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON    you get three meals a day.
AT WORK      you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON    you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK      you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON    a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK      you must carry around a security card and unlock and open
		all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON    you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK      you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON    you get your own toilet.
AT WORK      you have to share.

IN PRISON    they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK      you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON    all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK      you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they

deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON    you spend most of your life looking through bars from the
		inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK     you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON    there are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK      they are called managers.