(__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Vache Vache chargee Meme vache Vache a lait
de son lait apres la traite type Barbara Bush
(___) (___) * (___) (___)
(o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o)
/-------\ / /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ /
/ | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O
* ||,---|| * ||@\--|| ||,---|| * ||,----|
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
Bull Same bull after ROTC bull after Red-blooded American Bull
seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the ROTC bull
(__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
/ | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | ||
* ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
\/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\
Vache broutant Herbe broutant Vache dans l''eau Vache en detresse
de l''herbe une vache
(__) (__) * (__) * (__)
(oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo)
/--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/
* o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / ||
||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----||
ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^
Vache posant Vache dans la Vache vicieuse relayant les dejections
sa merde merde de sa copine
(__)
(oo) U
/-------\/ /---V
/ | || * |--| .
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Vache a 1 metre. Vache a 100 metres Vache a 1000 metres.
(__) )__( vv vv
(oo) (oo) ||----|| *
/-------\/ *-------\/ || | /
/ | || / | || /\-------/
* ||----|| / ||----|| (oo)
^^ ^^ vv vv (~~)
Vache americaine Vache polonaise Vache australienne
(__) (__) (__)
(oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo)
/-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/
/ | || / | || /| ||
* ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow
start of school after the "Freshman 15" after the "Freshman 20"
(__) (__) (__)
(OO) (@@) (xx)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Vache qui a bu Vache sous l'influence Vache qui a utilise du
du tord boyaux de champignons hallucinogenes tord boyaux pour laver
l'influence precedente
________________________
(__) / \
(oo) ( Meet our great leader! )
/-------\/ --'\________________________/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
# #
## ##
## ##
## ##
## ##
### ###
M M OOOO OOOO ### ###### ###
MM MM O O O O ####### #######
M M M M O O O O # #
M M M O O O O # ### ### #
M M O O O O # # # # # #
M M OOOO OOOO # # ### # ### #
\\ # ### ### #
\\ # #
\\________ # ######## #
\-------- # # ## ## # #
# # # #
######### # # #### # #
###### ###### ####
########################### ###
## ##
## # #
# ## # #
# # # # # # #
# # # # # # #
# # # # # # # #
# # # # # # # #
# # # # # # # #
# # # # # # #### #
# # # ##### # # ### # #
# # # # # ##################### ######### # #
# # # # # # # # #
# # # # # # # # #
# # # # # # # # #
# # # # # # # # #
# # # # # # # #
##### ### #### ####
###### ### ###### ######
/\ __
/ \ ||
(__) (__) \ / (_||_)
SooS (oo) \/ (oo)
/------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/
/ | || / | || / S / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cette vache a appartenu Benjamin Franklin Vache d''Abe Lincoln
a George Washington a possede cette vache
(__)
* (__) (oo)
\ (oo) /------\/
\-------\/ /| |/ |
| ==$ || / | [) ||
||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Vieux "bandit manchot" Cette vache a ete donnee a
du Ceasar Palace Hugh Hefner (play boy) pour son anniversaire
(___) (__) (__)
( O ) (oo) (oo)
/-------\ / \/--------\/
/ | ||V | |
* ||----|| ||------||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
La vache du cyclope que Jason et Cette vache vivait avec le
les argonautes ont rencontre Dr. Doolittle
(__) (__)
[##] (@o)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /------- (__)
/ | || / | || / | || (oo)
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---\/
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
Cette vache a appartenu Cette vache vivait Cette vache appartenait
a Flash Gordon avec des petits voyous au cavalier sans tete
The following three cows were supposed to be appearing with the
celebrity cows pictured above... However, I found out that they
were sitting around a bar getting drunk discussing what exactly
is art. The cows' conclusion: Art is a bunch of bull(s).
Sorry, but I couldn't resist.
Hawk, Sesquipedalianite
and head of Heifer Control.
(____) (____) (____)
(oo ) (o o) ( O O)
/-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ /
/ || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/
/ || |||| \ | | | | | / || ||||
* ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----||||
/\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^
Cette vache appartenait C''etait la vache favorite Personne ne sait si
a Pablo Picasso de Salvatore Dali la vache de M.C. Escher
possede quatre ou huit
jambes
Seeing as how it is Spring Break season, I thought I would share
with you some vacation ideas for any of you cows out there on the
Net who don't know where to go for some fun.
- Steve "Hawk" Schultz
Head of Heifer Control
Well, first of all, there are theme parks and historic sites:
O__O \_|_/
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Vache de Disneyland Vache visitant la Statue de la Liberte
There's the fun and warmth of the southwest:
(__)
~~ (oo)
~~~~ /-------\/
~~~~~ / | ||
~~~~~ * ||----||
~~~~~~~~ ====^^====^^====
~~~~~~~~~~~~~/
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Vache qui a tenu les dix essais
au surf de Malibu
And on the other coast, while the water might be a little chilly up
north, it is still exciting:
)\ (__)
/ \ (oo)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Vache nageant a Amityville
(La ou "les dents de la mer" ont ete filmes)
For those who believe in Winter Wonderlands, the Rockies present
excitement galore:
*
\
\
|\
\ | \ (__)
\\|| \(oo)
\||\ \\/
^^ \||
\\ ||
\\||
\||
^^
\\_
\_
Vache descendant la piste noire a Aspen
And of course, the traditional Spring Break spot, where you can go for
expensive beer and cheap sex:
(__)
(--)
/-\/-\
/| |\
^ | | ^
(__) | |
(DD) /----\
/-------\/ / \ \
/ | ||_\_/ ^ * ^
* ||----| Vache bronzant a Fort Lauderdale
^^ ^ (quel corps les gars!)
Vache buvant du soda et matant
les autres a Fort Lauderdale
Or, for those who have trouble picking up members of the opposite sex:
O O O O
\ \ / /
\ \ (__) /
(__) \ \ (xx)/
(DD) \ +--------+\//
/-------\/ \| | /
/ | || +--------+
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Vache fantasmant sur le taureau mécanique
a Gillies au Texas
Disclaimer: If these have offended anyone, I apologize, not whole-heartedly,
but I do apologize. I mean, what do you expect from a bunch
of cows???
(__) (__) (__)
(\/) ($$) (**)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | 666 || / |=====|| / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Vache satanique Cette vache est une Yuppie vache amoureuse
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/
/ |'''''|| / | ||
* ||''''|| * ||----------------||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow in argyle vache qui s''etire
*
** **
* ** * * * **
* / / \ * *
\ \ / \ / /
* / / \ \ (__) \ \
/ (00) / /
\ /-------\/ \ \
/ / | || / /
\ \ * ||----|| \ \
/ / ^^ ^^ / /
Vache en chaleur
(__)
/--------(00)
/ | |( )
* ||---- ||()
|| ||
^^ ^^
Vache machant du chewing gum
From: Anonymous (name withheld upon request)
(___)
(o o)
/------\ / (__)
/ ____O (oo)
| / /----\----\/ "D'ou sort cette camera!"
/\oo===| / ||
| || *||~-----||
* ~~ ~~ ~~
Thanks very much for distributing your cow canon.
I got a copy via a friend who has access to Netnews, which I do not.
I ran off a copy to send to some friends who recently moved away,
to a suburb of Detroit, and are not on the Net at all.
I thought they should have some cows appropriate to their locale.
Herewith are my apocryphal cows:
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
OO OO
Vache de Detroit
\__\
o (oo)
____\___\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
OO OO
Vache mustang
(__)
(oo)
*+-------\/
||______||
||----||
OO OO
Vache Pick-up
(__)
(oo)
/---------------\/
/ | ||
* ||------------||
OO OO
Limou-vache
(__)
(oo)
/----\/
/ ||
*-||----||
OO OO
Vache coupée
\_||_~
(*||*)
/-------\||/
/ | ||
* ||----||
OO }{
Vache adolescente
The following has nothing to do with Detroit,
but surely belongs among the canonical cows:
____
(____)
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
~~ ~~
Vache sainte
/ / / / / / / / / / /
/ / / / / / / / / / / /
/ / / / / _______ / /
/ / / / | \ / /
/ / / (__)| / /
/ / / (oo)| / /
( @@@ ) /-------\/ |
( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_|
@@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----|
@@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^
/--UU--\/ (____________)
/ | || Vache equipee pour affronter
* ||---|| le climat Anglais
Vache (new) Jersiaise
o o
|__| (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo
/-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Vache Vache Vache Vache
Bill Bixby Bela Lugosi Boris Karloff Claude Rains
x
xxxx|xxxx
xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
|
//
(__) // (__) (__)
(oo)// (oo)===(oo)
/-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\
/ | |// / | || || | \
* ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Vache Julie Andrews Vaches siamoises
o o (__) ^
\ / (oo) /
\ / _____\/___/
(__) \__/ / /\ / /
(oo) _______(oo) ^ / * /
/---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/
/ | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\
* ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \
^^ ^^ ||-----|| / /
^^ ^^ ^ ^
Vache Vache Ceci est la vache disco
Mathematicienne Television ( cow Disco) dans le texte.
(Cela vient de la contraction de cow-caine)
o
| [---]
| |
| | |------========|
/----|---|\ | **** |=======|
/___/___\___\ o | **** |=======|
| | ___| |==============|
| | ___ {(__)} |==============|
\-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============|
\ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } |
----------------- / | NASA |==== |
| | * ||------||-----^
----------------- || | |
/ / \ \ ^^ ^ |
/ ---- \
^^ ^^ Cette vache a marche sur la Lune
(__)
([][]) "J'ai toujours ce rêve récurrent sur
__\/_--U les arches d'or.".. (__)
/\ \__ ^ :..("")
/\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ //
/----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / //
\\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ //
/====== \/ =======/==============//
*_/ / \ /^ // / \\
/ \ ^ // \\
Psycholovache et son patient
(___)
\^^^^^^^^\ (__) (o o)
\^^^^^^^^\\ (oo) \ /
*-----\_______\/\/ \--O--/
^_______/ --- \______^ // -----\
^--------\ \S/ /\_____^ \\/_^{} /==V===[]
\______/ \_____\\//
\__/
C'est un oiseau... //\\ The Boss
C'est un avion... // \\
Non, c'est Supervache // //
^^ ^^
==================
_____________________________ H H
| |-------------| H (__) H
| | ________ | H (oo) H __
| COWNTY | | (|__|) | | H / \/ \ H / \
| JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP |
| | |__|\/|__| | H D===b=----- H \ __ /
| | o | H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H ||
| | ^ | H H ||
| | ] | H H ||
| | | H H ||
|_____________|_____________| H H ||
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^
Vache en prison... Gardienne du troupeau
( ( )
( ( ) )
( ( )
( / )
( ( \\ )
( | // )
| | (__)
| | (oo) (__)
| | ----\/ ______(oo)_____
| | || ( _)_______(__) )
**| | ---|| \ __________/
``'---------^^
Cache-Vache Tarte a la vache
\ | / ___________
____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________
| | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = |
| | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | |
| | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | |
| | | | | #_// | | | | | |
| | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | |
| | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | |
| | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
| | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| |
| ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
`v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| |
|| |`. (__) (__) ( )
(oo) (oo) /---V
/-------\/ \/ --------\ * | |
/ | || ||_______| \
* ||W---|| || || *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
"Cow Town"
\ (__) (__)
\\(oo) (\/)
/-----\\\/ /-------\/
/ | (##) / | ||
* ||----||" * ||----||
^^ ^^ ~~ ~~
Cette vache joue de la cornemuse Vache de Pekin
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* OO----OO
Vache customisee en Low Rider
.xxxx.
'(oo)`
/-----'-\/ `
/ | |============>
* ||----| (~)
~~ ~
Moo-ammar Cowdafi
armee et dangereuse
(___) (___)
(o o) (o o)
/-------\ / /-------\ /
/ | ||O / | O~ ||O
* ||,---|| * ||,---||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Un taureau Une bombe dans le taureau Plus de taureau
(---)
( )
/-----\ (___)
| | (o o)
| | | (-----) \ /
| | | / / \ O
| * | * | O |
^^ ^^ -----
Coward Vache telephone
(traduction litterale)
Vache poltronne
__________________________
}__{ / Send YOUR cow pictures to \
(00) ( ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU )
:****** \/ ==='\___________________________/'
: # ##
##****##
"" ""
| | | | *
| | (__) | | \ (__)
| | (oo) | | \ (oo)
| | /-------\/ | | -----------\/--
| | / | || | | ----| |---
| | * ||----|| | | --------
| \______^^____^^___ | \_________________
| _________________ | _________________
| / | /
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
/ \ / \
Vache perchee sur un arbre Vache essayant de s'envoler de l'arbre
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| \_________________
| _________________
| /
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| | (__)
| | *---------(..)
/ \ ^^----^^\/
Vache qui a lamentablement echoue dans sa tentative de s''envoler
depuis une branche d''arbre.
. /\ . . : (__)
. / \ . . : (xx)
/ \ . . * : __------\/
/ \ * : * ||____||
| (__) | . . ** : / | |\
. /| (oo) |\ ** :
/ | /\/\ | \ . . * : Hamburger
. / |=|==|=| \ . * :
. / | | | | \ . :
/ USA | ^||^ |NASA \ . : * (__)
|______| ^^ |______| . : \ (oo)
. (__||__) . . : \-------\/
. /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| ||
!!! !!! : ||----||
: ^^ ^^
La vache qui va sauter par dessus la lune : Vache mecanique
...---...
../ / | \ \..
./ / / | \ \ \.
/ / / | \ \ \
/ / / | \ \ \
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /(__)
\|/ (oo)
/---++--\/
/ | || ||
* ||-++-||
^^ ^^
Vache survivant a une attaque du Baron Rouge
..---.. (__)
/ \ (oo)
| RIP | /-------\/
| | / | ||
| | * ||----||
| | ^^ ^^
| |
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////
Vache Elvis... ...ou il est vivant mais dans un pays ou les impots n'existent pas
(__)
(oo)
/---+ +--\/
/ | | | ||
* ||-+ +-||
^^ ^^ *
Vache de David Copperfield autre Vache de David Copperfield
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ \/-------\
/ | || -^^- || | \
* ||---- -^^- || *
^^ ^^
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ \/-------\
/ | || || | \
* ||----|| ||----|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Troupe de vaches equilibristes du cirque Barnum
(__) _--------_
(oo) |__________| BIG
/-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC
/ | 007 || __________
* ||----|| |_ _|
^^ ^^ --------
Vache avec permis de tuer La vache ennemie apres avoir recontre
la precedente
(__)
(oo)
/'^^^-m
(__) / '' ` )
(oo) o /| /|/|_ | /|
/ \/ / / _ / | | | |
/ _\===^ ___\_____/___ |_____|_|
___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) //|| ||
* ^ ^ * ww ww
Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula
____ ____ |+++++|
|++++| ___ |++++| ____ |+++++|
|++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++|
|++++| |++/ /( )\ \ |++++| |+++++| __
| | |+| |-oo- | \______ |++++| |+++++| |++|
-----(__)--| \__\/ _(__)_ \ -------------------------------
o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __
| _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh!
|-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\
-|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ *
\ | __________________________________/
| W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ /
/ /\ \ \___/ \___/
/ / \ \
^^^ ^^^ (Sur l'air de Ghostbuster's) Who you gonna call...?
(__) (__) (__) (----------)
(00) (-o) (--) . . .( *>YAWN<* )
/------\/ /------\/ /------\/ (----------)
/| || /| || /| ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
Vache a lunettes Vache à clin d'oeil Vache après une nuit blanche
* (__) (__) (__) (__)
\ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
\-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \
//||----||\\ * //------\\ * \\--// * \\----\\
^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
Vache marchant Vache courant La meme vache Vache freinant
(__)
(oo) (__) o * (__)
\/ (oo)/ " | (oo)
____| \____ /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/
---/ --** / | / | |
*____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----||
//--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
//__ Vache Vache en diarrhee
Cow marchant II le poing leve
Side Front Side back (___) Where's all the bulls!
(__) (__) (__) (__) (O O)/
( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) ^ _/\ /\_ ^
/\_| /\/\ |_/\ / \ \\/ O \//
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
(___)
( OO
\_ | - Got some cows that aren't in here? Add yours to the official
\O collection! Send them to: ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU
*
\
w \ w
\\ /\ //
\\/ \//
| |
|(__)|
\(OO)/ Vache folle
//\/\\
|| ||
||__||
/~~ ~~\
/ ======== \
/ \
|==============|
\ /
\ ======== /
\ _____ /
Thanks to EVERYONE who contributed COWS!
PLEASE DISTRIBUTE THIS FILE WIDELY -- IT IS *NOT* COPYRIGHTED.
(Besides, this is a classic that NO ONE should miss!)
***** This probably looks crappy in double spaced mode...
***** If you have problems, see me...
--==>> THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS <<==--
as you've never seen them before!
________________________________
(__) / \ * OFFICIAL EDITION *
(oo) ( Not Quite Sure Which Version! )
/-------\/ --,\________________________________/ *WORLDWIDE DISTRIBUTION*
/ | ||
* ||----|| Edited by Eric W. Tilenius
^^ ^^ Please send your submissions to:
Cow ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU // ewtileni@pucc.BITNET